Tesco delivers Portsmouth woman 'ludicrous' two tins of beans in advent calendar substitution

LUDICROUS online grocery shopping mishaps have taken centre stage after a mum was handed two tin of beans instead of a chocolate advent calendar.

Civil servant Trudy Burton, 54, from Milton, ordered a £5 giant Celebrations advent calendar from Tesco online only to receive two 400g tins of Branston beans costing £1.30.

Mum-of-two Trudy posted on a local Facebook group showing the substitution paperwork and said: ‘Really? This has to be the most ludicrous substitution ever. Hope this puts a smile on your face.’

Bewildered Trudy, who lives with her partner and bought the calendar for her 19-year-old daughter, said the store manager called her after the bemused delivery driver raised a complaint on her behalf.

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Celebrations advent calendar and Branston beans

She told The News her reaction at the doorstep was one of ‘hysteria and laughter’.

‘Obviously I sent the beans back,’ she added. ‘I didn’t make a complaint, the delivery driver did because they were so embarrassed about the situation.

‘I thought it was really, really funny. I couldn’t think of anything more ludicrous.’

Trudy received a phone call from a Tesco manager apologising, and a £30 goodwill voucher.

Portsmouth woman Trudy Burton said it was 'ludicrous' that Tesco delivered two tins of Branston beans in her online shop instead of a chocolate advent calendar. Picture: Facebookplaceholder image
Portsmouth woman Trudy Burton said it was 'ludicrous' that Tesco delivered two tins of Branston beans in her online shop instead of a chocolate advent calendar. Picture: Facebook

Later she posted a photo of a bunch of flowers, a replacement Celebrations advent calendar and a Lindt chocolate calendar too.

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An e-mail from Tesco said: ‘We value our customers’ feedback, which helps us to monitor and improve our services.

‘As an apology for the inconvenience caused, we would like to offer you coupons worth £30 with our compliments, to spend on your next grocery order.’

Portsmouth woman Trudy Burton said it was 'ludicrous' that Tesco delivered two tins of Branston beans in her online shop instead of a chocolate advent calendar. Picture: Trudy Burton
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Portsmouth woman Trudy Burton said it was 'ludicrous' that Tesco delivered two tins of Branston beans in her online shop instead of a chocolate advent calendar. Picture: Trudy Burton

Following Trudy’s post dozens of people revealed their worst grocery substitutions.

‘My sister-in-law ordered a lemon and got a bottle of lemon Jif as a substitute,’ said Barbara Proud on the Keep Milton Green group.

Kay Frampton added: ‘I ordered tuna once, they sent me parsnips.’

Another woman said: ‘Few months ago I ordered tampons and got false eyelashes.’

Natasha Tolfrey added: ‘We used to get so many weird substitutes during lockdown (the first one) I ordered a thank you card and received a pack of kids birthday invites.’

But how did any of these happen?

Former shop worker Daniel Bishop said: ‘I used to work at Tesco in Fratton as a picker and not even I can understand how or why that was chosen as a substitute.

‘If there was no appropriate alternative then it should have been marked as such.’

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