Portsmouth picked for April in Access Self Storage's 'most boring calendar ever' for 2025 in aid of Cancer Research UK

A nationwide storage company has released what it is calling possibly the “most boring calendar ever” and a Portsmouth site has been given the honour of featuring.

Portsmouth has been selected as Mr April in Access Self Storage's self titled 'most boring calendar ever'.placeholder image
Portsmouth has been selected as Mr April in Access Self Storage's self titled 'most boring calendar ever'. | Access Self Storage

Access Self Storage is releasing a calendar for 2025 featuring the ‘hottest’ storage units from across the UK, with a candid snap of a bright yellow corridor of doors in Portsmouth making the cut.

The tongue in cheek calendar, named The Storage Unit Calendar 2025, has been released to raise a smile but also has a much greater purpose. All profits made from sales of the £5 calendar will go to Cancer Research UK as the company aims to raise £30,000 for the charity.

While Portsmouth can be found in April, all 12 months will be a celebration of minimalism with the coveted December slot going to a spacious unit in Harrow.

It also features scenes from Access Self Storage units in Fulham, Birmingham, and Reading. Alas, any hope of one-upmanship on our neighbours down the M27 is dashed with a scene from a storage unit in Southampton picked for March.

The calendars can be purchased in-store, including at Portsmouth Access Self Storage in Herbert Street, as well as online at www.accessstorage.com.

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