Here are 11 things that people say which really annoy Portsmouth residents.
And be warned that there are plenty of references to that city up the road.
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You know the one we mean.
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![Not to cause any fights, but come on we all know Pompey is paradise.](https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOmViM2FiODRkLTJmNTAtNGNjNi05NjNlLTA4ZTJjMDA5ZTE4YTpmNWMwYzU0ZC0zODExLTQxYzUtYmQzMS0xZTNkOGQ1ZGM3ODQ=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=640)
9. This place makes Gosport look like paradise
Not to cause any fights, but come on we all know Pompey is paradise.Photo: Shaun Roster
![Plymouth is hundreds of miles away. It is not a derby. Stop trying to make this happen.](https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOjAxN2UyYmIyLThiODItNDAwNC1hYzA1LWVkMTQwZDIzZmUzMDo3YjNhN2RkMi1kZWZjLTRhNzgtYTE5OS04NTU1OTlkZjQ1ODA=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=640)
10. Excited for the Dockyard Derby?
Plymouth is hundreds of miles away. It is not a derby. Stop trying to make this happen.Photo: Joe Pepler
![We just don't talk about that... okay?](https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOmE0MWMzODgxLTg2ZGItNDZiZS05YWVjLTk1M2ZmZTMyMjU3ZTpkYWVhMGMyMi00YmY4LTQ3ZTgtYjBmNy00MDkxMmE3MzM1YjM=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=640)